Monthly Archives: April 2017

Bring it on

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I just saw the new Victoria’s Secret ‘Bralette’ commercial….pretty, for the young and perky breasted. Their slogan, “Bralette, it’s all you need.” I beg to differ. I think I would need another yard of material, a roll of duct tape and maybe some sort of elaborate pulley system. Even then, I doubt I would feel like running through a meadow in just my bra and some cut-off jean shorts yelling, “Bring it on.”

Hello Weirdness My Old Friend

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I ran into an old friend today while at Lowe’s buying potting soil. I asked him how his kids were doing and he said that his youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and his other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted. So there you go….Diversity, it’s a good thing.

Speaking as a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios myself, I say if you are going to be weird, do it with confidence and gusto. You never know when you will run into someone who is the same kind of weird you are, but when you do, you’ll have a bond for life. I didn’t tell my friend this, but I think his ‘other’ son and I may be kindred spirits.